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Anonymous said: Why are all your poems about girls. Are you trying to write from a boys point of view? I think that's really creative and I've never seen that in writing before! You're going to go far with your poetry :)

towritepoems:

I’M A HUGE LESBIAN

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beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

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istehlurvz:

Grunkle Stan’s on a hunting trip…and he hasn’t been home in a few days
and I have no excuse idek what im drawing anymore

istehlurvz:

Grunkle Stan’s on a hunting trip…and he hasn’t been home in a few days

and I have no excuse idek what im drawing anymore

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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deanwearspinksatinpanties:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

its a knife holder

#everyone’s a knife holder if you try hard enough (x)
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asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

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batteur-senpai:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

calliedope:

hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh

thank you so much for putting this into words 

Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid

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moosadereo:

This is what bugs me when people try to use Esperanto in their stories; there are people who will help you translate this stuff if you really wanted to. Ugh.

Pravi dorso

What they meant: “Be right back!”

What it actually says: “To be correct, back (dorsal)”

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Ĉi tiŭ estas kio ĝenas min, kiam uloj provas uzi Esperanton en iliaj rakontoj; ekzistas ulojn kiu helpus vin traduki ĉi tiŭn aĵojn, se vi vere volas ĝin.

moosadereo:

This is what bugs me when people try to use Esperanto in their stories; there are people who will help you translate this stuff if you really wanted to. Ugh.

Pravi dorso

What they meant: “Be right back!”

What it actually says: “To be correct, back (dorsal)”

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Ĉi tiŭ estas kio ĝenas min, kiam uloj provas uzi Esperanton en iliaj rakontoj; ekzistas ulojn kiu helpus vin traduki ĉi tiŭn aĵojn, se vi vere volas ĝin.

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helioscentrifuge:

my-songbird:

I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.

BOOKER, CATCH!

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